...Where am I? I could'fe swore I was in class...

You look funny.

...Whuh? Oi! I may be a lil bit ugly, but I ain't lookin' funny! Who even are you?!

I am filename2, as people call me. Or NULL.

...Can I go back to mah class? I don't wan' to fail AGAIN...

Hahahah... You think there's an escape from the ever lasting pain that Baldi puts you through? You'll fail. And fail. And fail. Until you feel the epiphany through your veins, and this game is no more.

...Welp, that explains the sudden "tier-oren" at the end of every semester... That doesn't matter. I like it here! I got a wife, and somethin' to do with mah life! Why don'tcha try doing that, son?

...I am not your son.

Lighten up, guy!

Yeowch!